Four Creative Ways To Discourage People From Hitting Your Vape
I don’t care who you are, nobody likes to share their vape. Not even with family members. But the problem is that people are relentless and if you are a couple of beers in, you might be more likely to say yes to anyone who asks for a hit. That’s what today’s blog is all about, how to ‘creatively’ say no to people who want to hit your vape.
Table of Contents:
- Why Letting People Hit Your Vape is a Bad Idea
- The Covid Cough
- The Lazy Brusher
- The Hard of Hearing
- The Irish Exit
- Products we offer at eJuiceDB
Why Letting People Hit Your Vape is a Bad Idea
The biggest reason sharing your vape is a bad idea is because it’s unsanitary and gross.You have no idea where someone’s mouth has been, especially a stranger’s. However the time will come, if you have a vape, when you are out in a bar, a club, or at a party, when curious bystanders will come up to you with zero regard for your well being and will ask if they can get a hit of your vape. While the polite thing would be to simply say no, we here at eJuiceDB have come up with several creative ways to discourage people from asking you for a hit, which we will detail below.
The Fake Cough
This one is simple: Cough your lungs out whenever someone asks for a hit of your vape, to make it more effective you can always tell the person asking for your vape that “I been feeling under the weather for a while now, so you know vape at your own risk.” Since most people hate being sick this one is super effective.
The Lazy Brusher
Since getting the timing of ‘The Fake Cough’ is hard, you can always try the ‘Lazy Brusher’. The lazy brusher consists of telling the person asking for a hit of your vape that you don’t normally brush your teeth and believe dentists are fake doctors. This should make the person asking for a vape reel in disgust, and be discouraged from taking a hit of your vape. This method can be made more effective by not actually brushing your teeth before going out.
The Hard of Hearing
This is one is simple, you might have seen this tactic being employed by your grandfather when your grandmother asks him to perform a chore. ‘The Hard of Hearing’ consists of pretending not to hear a damn thing. If someone asks for a hit of your vape, just say “What?”, repeatedly until the person asking for the hit r believes you in fact can’t hear a damn thing.
The Irish Exit
‘The Irish Exit’ is not the most ideal but it works if you are in a tight spot. ‘The Irish Exit’ is simple, it consists of employing your stealth skills to exit a party undetected. Not only does this have the added benefit of allowing you to leave early and skipping the formalities of saying goodbye, you can avoid anyone that wants to get a hit of your vape. To perform an Irish Exit all you have to do is tell the person who just asked you for a hit of your vape that “you’ll be right back” and then proceed to escape the party, club, or bar unnoticed.
Products we offer at eJuiceDB
If you have the misfortune of lending out your vape and now want to look for something new, you’re in the right place. At eJuiceDB, we offer a wide selection of devices that range from pod systems to pod mods to box mods. Below we’ll give you some devices we think are perfect for not sharing.
SMOK nexMESH Starter Kit
The SMOK nexMESH Starter kit device is perfect for travel and when out on the town. It has a maximum power of 30W, an integrated 1200mAh battery, and is lightweight and sturdy. It also comes with adjustable airflow control and has a waterproof base. Instead of using replacement pods, it uses a pod that takes nexMESH coils, giving you great flavor.Finally, it’s small and portable, so you can take it with you wherever you go.
Basic Kit by Phix Vapor
If you want to ride the latest and greatest wave, look no further than the Basic Kit by Phix Vapor. This is a pod system that uses replacement pods similar to the JUUL, except it uses flavors and contains tobacco free nicotine. In total, there are seven flavored podsto use alongside this device, and it comes in five colorways. Notable features include an overcharge protection chip, 320mAh integrated battery, and waterproof components that extend the life of the device if leakage occurs. This is another great device perfect not to share.
While we wrote this blog in jest, we really do hope that you abstain from letting people try your vape when out in public. It is unsanitary, and in the age of covid, just plain dangerous. If you find yourself in a position where someone is asking you for a hit, politely saying no should work.